Ye Can't Booch This 
by M. C. Hammerhead  (really Deanna Rubin)
(To the tune of "U Can't Touch This" by M.C. Hammer) 


Ye can't booch this (x4) 

My-my-my-my rating hits me so hard 
Makes me say, "Oh my lord, 
Thank you for screwing me 
With a mouse that sucks and a slow PC." 
It feels bad 
When you know you own 
But the pieces move slow in the lag from hell 
And I'm boned as such 
And duty reports - ah! 
Ye can't booch. 

I told you greenie! 
Ye can't booch this. 
Yeah, that's how we bilgin' and you know 
Ye can't booch this! 
Look at my carp, man 
Ye can't booch this. 
Yo, let me bust out the funky gunning 
Ye can't booch this. 

Fresh new swash and pants 
You're standin' on the docks now you know you want a chance 
So move, onto a boat 
And get a station and catch this note 
While it's sailing 
Hold on 
Pump a little bit and let 'em know what's goin on 
Like that 
Like that 
Hot on the bilging and clearing the stack 
Let 'em know that you're no mooch 
And this is the bilge 
They can't booch. 

Yo ho! I told ye 
Ye can't booch this 
Why ye lazin' around, mate? 
Ye can't booch this 
Yo, sound the bell, got a gunning order 
Ye can't booch this 

Give me some carp, we're damaged 
Fixin' it quick 
That's how we manage it 
Now they jest 
You talk about my hammer, you're talkin' bout the best! 
It beats the sails 
My hammer is golden so pass me the nails 
Or a board to learn 
What it is going to take in the ocean 
To earn top ten, legit 
Either work hard or you might as well quit. 

That's the word, because you know 
Ye can't booch this! 

Break it down, mates! YARRR! 

(whoa oh oh oh yo ho ho ho ho yo ho ho etc etc) 

Stop - Hammer time! 

Go down to Flow 
It is said 
That if you can't find the skellies 
Then you probly are dead 
So wave your swords in the air 
Bust a few blocks, send some bingos over there 
This is damn far from Winter 
Gotta sail back and not get a splinter 
Downstairs we'll jump 
Just for a minute let's all man the pump. 
Pump, pump, pump... 

YARRR! Ye can't booch this. 
Look mate, ye can't booch this! 
You better take nav, boy, 'cause ye know 
Ye can't booch this! 
Set the sails, we're pillagin' 
Break it down! 

(whoa oh oh oh yo ho ho ho ho yo ho ho etc etc) 

Stop - Hammer time! 

Every time you see me 
My hammer's hitting nails! 
I'm Ult on the Carp 
And I'm Able on the sails. 
Now why would I ever 
Stop goin' for scores? 
The others set the records 
But they're all whores. 
I've toured around the sea 
From Tadpole up to Meke 
It's hammer! Go hammer! Carpy Hammer! Harsh Hammer! 
Oh my god, I'm such a geek. 
I can't booch this. 

Yeah, ye can't booch this. 
I told you, ye can't booch this. 
Too late, can't booch this. 
Yo, we loggin' out, can't booch this!