"Pocket Protector" to the tune of "Metal Detector" by TMBG
new lyrics by Deanna Rubin

down in the cluster's a guy who has never been showering
there's just the sound of the keyboard that clicks overcoming the
tenth game of angband
and he's got something to show he lacks a clue,
something plastic that's bright green and blue,
his pocket protector is with him all of the time
he's a collector of grease and grime

look past CS volleyball
look past the muddy Mall
ignore the mountain of discarded falderal
cause he's got something to show he lacks a clue,
something plastic that says CMU,
his pocket protector is with him all of the time
he's a collector of grease and grime
pocket protector watch it shine

every C shell has a story to tell if you're really bored
but underneath every shell there's some gory detail if you
code too much in C
then everything on the top will just suddenly stop and then dump the core
so program now to the sound of the geeks that are found under the ground

don't need no comfy beds
don't like those cabbage heads
don't need to change his clothes or brush his hair instead,
for he's got something to show he lacks a clue,
something plastic that's stuck in his shoe,
his pocket protector is with him all of the time
he's a collector of grease and grime