Date: Sat, 28 Dec 1996 21:45:33 -0500 (EST)
From: Lawrence P Solomon <lps+@andrew.cmu.edu>
To: Bulletin Board Administration <bb+graffiti.tmbg@andrew.cmu.edu>
Subject: UnnnnnnnnnnTil mY HeeeeeeeeeaAD FaaaaaaaaaaLLs Off...
Cc: 

(yeah, it's strange, not that great, but it scans... I think)

Until My Head Falls Off - extra hyper OD version
(aka The Advil Song, aka Until My Head Blows Up)

There were half a million Advil in the barrel now there's nothing left.
I ate a quarrter million so what happened to the other half?
How can I deliberately take these Advil and still be conscious and breathing
As I smash the barrel up and I try to find the other drugs?

Don't interrupt me as I struggle to complete this search.
Have some respect for someone doing more drugs than yourself

And I'm not done and I
Won't be till my head blows up

I'm searching every corner of my kitchen and under the rugs
And I'm checking them again cause I need to know where I'll find drugs
Grabbing the table, my heart is racing, I can't see straight, my head is
spinning,
With my hands on the counter and my feet on the kitchen floor.

And when I look right through the open downstairs bathroom door
I see a pile of Advil sitting right there on the dirty floor.

And I'm not done and I
Wont' be till my head blows up
Though I'm trying hard to speed that up

I'm not done counting, yet

And when I look right through the open downstairs bathroom door
I see what's left of the big stash and I don't see much anymore

And I'm not done and I
won't be till my head blows up
Through I'm trying hard to speed that up
I won't be done until my head blows up....