"GDB" to the tune of "Turn Around" by TMBG, new lyrics by Deanna Rubin

I was working all night in the cluster
When a bug I had recently fixed
Popped right up in the script I was running
So I looked at the window again
It had the same mysterious manner
That was the reason I had it killed
So to calm my nerves I had some jolt
And then, I typed this word:

GDB, GDB,
It's the thing to debug your C,
GDB, GDB,
It'll get your program bug-free,
Your program, all bug-free,
GDB

I was out by myself in the CS lounge
I was scribbling something dumb on the board
When I felt something heavy and pointed
Thwap me on the back of my head
And then a bunch of my ex-professors
Kicked my butt in a ping-pong game
And before they left they gave me this
Cluehammer, and told me to use:

GDB, GDB,
It's the thing to debug your C,
GDB, GDB,
It'll get your program bug-free,
Your program, bugs go whee,
GDB

We were slaving away at our programs
On a fast-moving sparc or HP,
Drinking jolt in the back of the cluster
Until the ccon dweeb whose back had been turned
And who didn't really find us amusing
Quickly kicked us out of the hall,
So we ended up on Dec 5000's in westwing,
Where we could install

GDB, GDB, etc, etc, ad nauseum.