"My Ears are Ringing" to the tune of "The Bells are Ringing" by TMBG
new lyrics by Deanna Rubin

My ears are ringing
Because the singing
At this last concert was way too loud
I heard the distortion
All out of proportion
The sound waves were bouncing around the crowd
I was persuaded by the aching of my head
I took some Advil hoping that I'd soon be dead
I didn't know
Which way to go
My ears are ringing, it was too loud

It was too loud (7x)

My ears are ringing
And everyone's pushing
To get up front against the stage
They're running and stomping
And fighting and sweating
Like animals let out of a cage
When John starts telling them to
Act a different way
They stop their moshing so the band
Will start to play
And so right then
They start again
My ears are ringing from this damn crowd

I put some cotton in my ears
To shield me from the concert's noise
As soon as I was settled
The people turned to face me
One hundred hands were raising
They lifted me to crowdsurf

My head is spinning
And it's beginning
To make me wish I'd stayed in back
It isn't funny it isn't cool it's only
Causing a heart attack
So I rebel and kick and get out to the right
Where everyone's been standing patiently all night
Can barely see,
But hey, I'm free,
My ears still ringing cause it's so loud