"Old Time Swish'n'Flick" 
to the tune of "Old Time Rock'n'Roll" by Bob Seger
new Harry-Potter-enhanced lyrics by Deanna Rubin


Just take those old spellbooks off the shelf
I'll sit and try them all out for myself
Today's magic ain't got the same kick
I like that old time swish'n'flick

Don't try to wave your wand around wild
You'll just be smokin' like that Finnegan child
These kids at Hogwarts sure can be really thick,
Just teach them old time swish'n'flick

Still like that old time swish'n'flick
That sort of motion just does the trick
It makes your wand more than a magic stick
With that old time swish'n'flick

Won't go to see a Quidditch game match
It's hard to follow 'cause they fly so darn fast,
I watch them loop around, it makes me feel sick
I'd rather do that ol' swish'n'flick

Call me old-fashioned, or a mean old troll
To be a wizard you have got to learn control
You'll make a feather fly, or even a brick
Just do that old time swish'n'flick

Still like that old time swish'n'flick
That sort of motion just does the trick
It makes your wand more than a magic stick
With that old time swish'n'flick