Sloop Ride (to the tune of Sleigh Ride) A work in progress, originally started for a Puzzle Pirates Xmas song contest Just hear those hammers hammering, Cannons blammering too, Come on, it's lovely weather For a sloop ride together with you. On carp with Jan and Parka As we sail from Orca to Nu Come on, it's lovely weather For a sloop ride together with you. Yo ho ho, Yo ho ho, Yo ho ho let's go Those brigands are slow We're trailing them from Oseberg down to Flow. Yo ho ho, Yo ho ho, Yo ho ho it's grand Just two leagues from land We're sailing along with a song From a fabulous pirate band! Our boat is quick and navvy And battle-savvy are we. We're getting lots of booty For the coffers of Looty-rati. We've got the sails to rig and Then beat a brigand or two. Come on, it's lovely weather For a sloop ride together with you. There's a Christmas party happening on Epsilon. Giant groups of pirates chat and get their swordfights on. They'll be drinking their drinks Or brawling or just goin' there to spar What this island could really use would be a bar! Yar har har! There's a happy feeling nothing in the world can sum When they pass around the nachos and the kegs of rum. It'll nearly be like a screenshot on the forums done by Spinn. These wonderful jokes by the blokes as we're standing in One Way Inn! Just hear those bilgers pumpeting, Swordfights trumpeting too. Come on, it's lovely weather For a sloop ride together with you. The Opal snow is falling On the loot we're hauling to Nu. Come on, it's lovely weather For a sloop ride together with you. Yo ho ho, yo ho ho, yo ho ho, let's sail We'll ride on a gale And pillage every ship that's in our trail Yo ho ho, yo ho ho, yo ho ho, it's great Just staying up late We're drinking our grog in the fog As we divvy each piece of eight! Our crew is legendary And at Waterberry we'll port We'll forage limes and peaches and on snowy beaches cavort. We've sailed here from Turongo So our party's long overdue Come on, it's lovely weather For a sloop ride together with you!