Skellies on Olivia! 
(to the tune of "America" by Simon and Garfunkel) 
(new lyrics by Deanna "Janthina" Rubin)
(based on a true story) 

"Let us be crewmates, we'll tally our fortunes together 
I've got some poe to waste here in the bank." 
So we bought up all the cannonballs, and rum that we could find, 
And sailed off to head for Olivia 

"Cherny," I said, as we boarded the cutter on Alpha, 
"Luthien seems like a dream to me now, 
It took me four days to sail here from Lagniappe, 
And I've come to fight on Olivia." 

Laughing at our shots 
Playing tag with the brigands 
He said the man with the Conquistador builds too high 
I said, "Be careful, his saber is really a chainsaw." 

"Trade me a map or two, I don't have something to wager." 
"I memmed the ocean a few weeks ago." 
So I looked for a bid or three, he walked around the green, 
And the skellies hid near an open field 

"Cherny, we've lost," I said, when we'd taken a beating, 
"I'm insta'ed and stalling and waiting to die," 
Counting our poe and alerting our hearties, 
"Need one more, to fight on Olivia... 
One more to fight on Olivia..."