Prince of Clusters, to the tune of "prince of darkness" by Indigo Girls,
written by Deanna Rubin, 1995

My place is of the Suns and this place is of the Sparcs
I do not want a pmax, I do not like the dark
I don't know when I noticed andrew's free space was immense
It was about the same night APhiO painted the fence
Assignments came like needy children tugging at my sleeve
I said I have no space to program you, so leave
But there was a time I asked advisor for quota
And he gave it a megabyte raise
When I needed fifty cents to buy a soda
And hadn't had caffeine in days..
Now someone's logged on loki, trying to write main(),
Someone's walking out the door, with their head in pain,
Someone's got their fingers typing madly in '02,
No one can convince me that '09's a place for Doom,
But I tried to make this place my place
I asked for Pomona to smile upon me with her sweet face
But I'll tell you
My place is of the Suns and this place is of the Sparcs
I do not want a pmax, I do not like the dark
  (By grace, my skills grow stronger and I will
   not be a ccon for the Prince of Clusters any longer)