Pretty Fly For a Loot Guy 
(to the tune of "Pretty Fly For a White Guy" by the Offspring) 
(new lyrics: Deanna "Janthina" Rubin)


Pillage with me baby! Yo ho! Yo ho! (3x) 
And all the brigands say I'm pretty fly for a Loot guy 

Bilgey carpy sail, saily navvy navvy gun 

Our flag is full of goofballs 
And on any given day 
You'll see them being silly 
In the puzzle game we play 
We may not have the navvers 
And we all can't share a gun 
But anything we lack 
Well, we make up in pure fun! 

So don't be late, Gov'nor's tour's at 8, 
We'll be taking in the booty by the crate 
We're gonna shoot some balls, and start some brawls, 
In teams of three! YO, TEAMS OF THREE! 
So if you're disarmed, and can't stay out of harm, 
At least you'll know you can always tart at Nelson Arm 
The game needs smartbooties 
So hey hey do that clever thing 

Pillage with me baby! Yo ho! Yo ho! (3x) 
And all the brigands say I'm pretty fly for a Loot guy 

We need to get some jobbers 
To do the war brigs' work 
But we mispelled /job Leclerc 
So we got stuck with Lejerque! 
Now cruising up in Ruby we see yellows as we pass 
But if we engage 
They're gonna kick our lily ass! 

So don't be late, Gov'nor's tour's at 8, 
We'll be taking in the booty by the crate 
We're gonna shoot some balls, and start some brawls, 
In teams of three! YO, TEAMS OF THREE! 
So if you're disarmed, and can't stay out of harm, 
At least you'll know you can always tart at Nelson Arm 
The game needs smartbooties 
So hey hey do that clever thing 

Now he's switching off the bilge yeah 
He's asking to gun 
But by the time he gets there, all the battle navving's done! 
He wants to be an SO 
Not just a pirate Mantid 
But in his own mind 
He's the Jorvik Governor Squid! 

Pillage with me baby! Yo ho! Yo ho! (3x) 
Bilgey carpy sail, saily gunny gunny BLAM! 

So don't be late, Gov'nor's tour's at 8, 
We'll be taking in the booty by the crate 
We're gonna shoot some balls, and start some brawls, 
In teams of three! YO, TEAMS OF THREE! 
So if you're disarmed, and can't stay out of harm, 
At least you'll know you can always tart at Nelson Arm 
The game needs smartbooties 
The game sure loves Looteratis 
So let's get some more pillage sprees 
And hey hey do that clever thing