"The Pillaging Song" 
(to the tune of "The Hunting Song" by Tom Lehrer) 
(mangled by Deanna "Janthina" Rubin)


I always will remember 
Twas a year ago November 
We went out to hunt some ships 
On our famous Ruby trips. 
We went and sunk the brigands that were headed past our troop: 
Two red war brigs, seven cutters, and a sloop. 

We were in a mood for blammin' 
So the gunners filled the cannon 
And I went into the nest 
As my crewmates did the rest. 
We shot into their rudders and we turned 'em into soup: 
Two red war brigs, seven cutters, and a sloop. 

The OM's weren't very fun, they 
Banned my account till Sunday 
I swore I'd get even with all those tramps. 
It turns out there was a reason 
OCL was in season 
And two of those cutters... carried the champs! 

People ask me how I do it, 
And I say "There's nothin' to it, 
You just stand there lookin' cute, 
And when their ship moves, you shoot!" 
And there's ten ships sitting on the ocean floor right now: 
Two red war brigs, 
Seven cutters, 
And a sloop without a prow!