"Naperville", to the tune of "Video Bargainville" by Moxy Fruvous new lyrics by Deanna Rubin (1999) I have a college pal who Had crash space for a friend or two. His name is Happy And he lives in Naperville We can take a trip up to Chicago It's not too far, specially in the car There's a fruvous show We'd like to go To see the weirdoes that we know Once past Toledo and Cleveland With a whole lot of caffeine in the van We're ready for Detroit, well, that's the plan, Going to these concerts because we.. can.. Don't be too concerned by the gas that we've burned, Just add up the frumiles, a hundred and two miles, All the frumiles that you've earned. Play the silliest music in the land, maybe something foreign, maybe something canned, maybe something from Japan Perhaps the show is somewhere you have friends or where it inevitably lends itself to talking odds and ends with Jian Ghomeshi and his friends Perhaps it's in New York with Tori Cassis, that silly dork, Nah, that's not fair, it was uh.. very wacky... though a little.. tacky... I have a college pal who Had crash space for a friend or two His name is Happy And he lives in Naperville So contrary to the previous shows, where we know everyone who goes, The fans are great, we talk and wait, but why'd the concert start so late? There's the typical smoking section in the back, behind the flying microphone rack, And if you're hyper, you can dance and clap to the new and trendy Disco Bargainville track! I have a college pal who Had crash space for a friend or two His name is Happy And he lives in Naperville Once we wrote a song Because the trip took too long Though we liked Naperville, yay, It's thirteen hours away! Soon we'll be all grown up and have jobs, and not have time to waste in gobs, Before it's all dead we should roadtrip more, and see Fruvous concerts galore! I have a college pal who Had crash space for a friend or two Just ask for Happy Who likes it in Naperville...