Ice Ice Breakers (to the tune of Ice Ice Baby by Vanilla Ice) (mangled by Deanna "Janthina" Rubin) (44 x 23, Winter Solstice, in the house, yo) Yo, YPP, let's kick it! All right stop, commisserate emotion. Prices suck all around the whole ocean. Something here is booched and shipwrightly Ships cost a bundle and it ain't rightly. Will it ever stop? Yo ho, I don't know. Job with my flag, and we'll go. To the grand frig, we'll load it up with the forage Sail back to Winter and throw it in storage... BLAM! Pillage iron and wood I'm gathering comms like a salty old dog would Deadly, when I gather materials Never engage any less than imperials Shoot it, or board it, you better team three You gotta kill brigands, or deal with me If you find a ship price, yo we'll beat it Check out our wait, just one day to complete it! Ice Ice Breakers, Just come to Ice Ice Breakers Ice Ice Breakers, Just come to Ice Ice Breakers Now that the bilgers are pumping With the sails picked up, the Vegas are dumpin' Quick to the ports, gotta go to orbit Foraging wood when we get to Jorvik Burning rum ain't our biggest hurdle I go crazy when I get past Turtle And few leagues with this souped up frigate We're on a roll and I really dig it Sailin', in my Troubled Trout I stand in the crow's nest and look straight out The brigands on standby, waiting just to say "Aye!" Did we stop? Nay, we just sailed by Kept on cruising to the next port At Jorvik we stopped and foraged but came up short That place was dead, man, So I continued to A-1-A, ISLAY LUTHIEN! Girls were hot wearing rag skirts and corset, Guys on board like the look and endorse it, Jealous, 'cause their clothes aren't fine Men get one choice and the womenfolk get nine This isle drives a pirate insane The forage here sucks 'cause it's full of the cane Orders rang out like a bell I charted back, we've got stock to sell Sailing back to Winter real fast, Jumped on the boat, rigged up the mast, Rudder to rudder we're picking up speed I'm trying to get away before we're PvP'ed Big thieves on the scene, you know what I mean We made it home, and nary fought a non-green If you find a ship price, yo we'll beat it Check out our wait, just one day to complete it! Ice Ice Breakers, Just come to Ice Ice Breakers Ice Ice Breakers, Just come to Ice Ice Breakers Take heed, 'cause I'm a nautical nutter, Looterati's on the scene, just in case you need a cutter My shop, that created all the best crop, Enough to sell and have sloops left to drop, And our boats come with christening rum Makes your sloop's maiden voyage less glum Constructed and formed, the price never goes high, We make 'em hype and you wanna buy From us We'll hang up the drape, Work like a ninja, hammer it into shape, So fast, other captains say "Arr!" If my store could expand, I'd sell you all a car. Keep my old frigate when it's time to get stock We never run on empty, and that's why we rock. If you find a ship price, yo we'll beat it Check out our wait, just one day to complete it! Ice Ice Breakers, Just come to Ice Ice Breakers Ice Ice Breakers, Just come to Ice Ice Breakers Yo mate, let's sail out of here. Word to your cutter.