"Greyhawk City", to the tune of "New York City", by not TMBG We came back last night with an artifact And we were glad to get back here because we were attacked We said "It's glowing, it's glowing, please identify it. Now we'll sell this damn thing so we'll get some peace and quiet." We met in the springtime at an Old City bar It was near the marketplace, from home it was quite far We fought several bandits in the middle of the night I sliced some throats, you stabbed some thugs, it was the best night of my life 'Cause everyone's a fiend in Greyhawk City And they all want to steal from you, even if you're shitty The streets are full of beggars and the bars are full of stout But the best thing about Greyhawk City is getting out The Orcs in the Wilde Coast, elves in the forest, Go to Longspear, fight against Iuz, Sail up north, across Nyr Dyv, or visit the place where Tenser lived Rary's land is dry and bare, and Castle Greyhawk.. wish I was there They sent us a summons just the other night Said, "Evil things are coming down, so why don't you come to fight?" We packed our bags, acquired some mounts, and now it's off we go Just three weeks from Greyhawk City and then we'll earn some dough 'Cause everyone's a fiend in Greyhawk City And they all want to steal from you, even if you're shitty The streets are full of beggars and the bars are full of stout But the best thing about Greyhawk City is getting out