Feelin' Gunny (to the tune of Feelin' Groovy) 
(a two-minute parody by Deanna Rubin)


Slow down, you move too fast 
Don't want to put the wad in last 
Just booching all the cannonballs 
Looking for rum and feelin' gunny... 

Hello crewmates, whatcha knowin'? 
I've come to watch the sails a blowin'. 
Ain'tcha got no carp for me? 
Guess that's why I'm feelin' gunny... 

Oh, there's no gun too small 
No ocean too deep 
I'm loading but booching and ready to sleep 
Let the captain aim all of those cannons at me 
Plank, I'll walk you... all is gunny...