"I've got a Duck that quacks",
to the tune of "We've got a World that Swings", as sung by TMBG

Up at night and caffeined and writing
Still the taste of wine
Then I remember my find and
I've got a duck that's mine

What's with my brain? Filling my keychain
With so many keys
But what a lucky gal I am
I've got a duck to squeeze

Rubber duck
At the Wizards store for just three bucks
If I lose it, that'd really suck
So I hope that it will quack until I get it back

It's so ducky! I'd be so lucky
If I could get a whole sack
Stereo quacking forever,
I've got a duck that
You've got a duck that
We've got a duck that quacks!

I'd like to take you on this quite quackiful questing,
Buy all the ducks that squeak
No tax
Gotta give their voice some helpful smacks
Then I'll have more ducks that
You'll have more ducks that
We'll have a duck that quacks!