Complicated to the tune of Avril Lavigne's "Complicated" words by Deanna "Janthina" Rubin Chill out, whatcha shouting for? On dock, it's all been said before. And if you would only swordfight me You will see I like using scimitars When we're fighting in the bars And you're sprinkling on me one by one, but you're no fun Come join the brawl and fight with us all We're gonna attack, and break up the stack, As swords start to clash, you're talking the trash to me Tell me, Why'd you have to go and take a job with Complicated? I see now that Black Death recruited you 'cause all yer stats are overrated, The game's like this, you You log in and you win and you duel And you rule in the tourneys and think you're cool, you're Ultimate you're full of it Top ten is where you're gonna make it, Yo ho ho You guys cheat at battle nav That's how you got the stats you have I only hate it when you engage me At PVP Laugh out, with your fancy clothes Hit that kraken on the nose Black cloth, you have the blood monopoly Up in Ruby Your pillaging fleets are for the elites, You get up to speed, in just half a league, Incredible scores, on sails bilge and carpentry, Tell me, Why'd you have to go and take a job with Complicated? I see now that Black Death recruited you 'cause all yer stats are overrated, The game's like this, you You log in and you win and you duel And you rule in the tourneys and think you're cool, you're Ultimate you're full of it Top ten is where you're gonna make it, Yo ho ho Chill out, whatcha shouting for? On dock, it's all been said before. Come join, our tourney starting at the inn will soon begin From morning to night, you guys like to fight On ship or on dock, all around the clock Aside from the swords, you look pretty bored to me!