("Banned from Argo" tune and lyrics by Leslie Fish)
(Largo and this plot (c) Megatokyo, www.megatokyo.com)
(These bad lyrics (c) Deanna Rubin)


Banned That Largo
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When we got into Tokyo looking for some fun and games,
The people working customs there were really phreakin' l4m3,
They had high expectations of the 1337 sk177z of Junpei,
Too bad they weren't ready to see Largo come and play,

(Chorus:) 
And they've banned that Largo, outta here,
Banned that Largo, just for drinking a lot of b33r
We're still stuck here in Tokyo while we try to pay the bills,
But everybody fears his m4d 1337 sk177z!

We met up with Tsubasa, after burning down a street,
And then the Tokyo Game Show, where the games were really 1337,
The boothbabe broke his second arm, he didn't even pout,
He used his tongue to play the games until they kicked us out!

(Chorus)

We blackmailed friends for money 'cause Tsubasa had no cash
But instead of buying tickets home, we bought more beer and trash...
I looked to shoujo manga thinking it might solve our debt,
Instead I lost my bookbag -- how much worse could this stuff get?

(Chorus)

Largo got so busy teaching Junpei how to hack
And looking for my sketchbook has gotten me sidetracked
I gave away my rail card, and got stranded at a store,
Now I work there as a mascot, and live on the third floor!

(Chorus)

Seraphim felt overworked, the agency sent Boo,
since all that he can say is "Squeek", there's little he can do,
Miho's not a zombie girl, but Largo's just can't tell
And now he's fighting zombies while disguised as GTL!

(Chorus)

One day Tsubasa got a toy, a proto robot girl,
And then he sold his stuff and flew halfway around the world,
So we were left to care for Ping, a task too tough for us,
And now we know that robot girls can lift and throw a bus!

And they've banned that Largo, outta here,
Banned that Largo, just for causing a lot of ph34r,
We're staying here in Toyko while we try to earn some dough,
But Largo's m4d 1337 sk177z have got to go!

So Miho, Ping, and Largo fight a duel until the death,
While 1337dude coaches Largo 'till they all are out of breath,
Piro still is clueless, and Kimiko is too,
While Erika will kick their asses straight to Shikoku.

And they've banned that Largo, outta here,
Banned that Largo, just for causing a lot of ph34r,
While he's taking out a power grid, or simply speaking 1337,
They want to get that Largo off the street!

Oh, we are gaming's finest, and our record is our pride
And when we play we tend to leave a trail a mile wide.
We're sorry 'bout the fires and explosions and the fuss,
At least we know that Tokyo won't be quick forgetting us!

And we're banned from Tokyo, every one
Banned from Tokyo just for having a little fun,
We spent a long vacation there of just six weeks or more,
But Tokyo doesn't want us anymore (I wonder why...)