Turtle Isle 
(to the tune of "America" from West Side Story) 
(lyrics perverted by Deanna "Janthina" Rubin)

(Janthina sings Anita's part, Thesis sings Rosalia's. I chose Thesis arbitrarily because she wrote the source for Epsilon's notice board, and a part of this is now on the Turtle notice board. YAR!) 


Thesis: 
Port of Turtle, 
You ugly island. 
Island of highest stall leases. 
Always the dock people tarting, 
Always the brawls and drinkouts starting. 

Janthina: 
Port of Turtle, 
You lovely island, 
Island of floppy headpieces. 
Always the winds of change blowing, 
Always the population growing. 
And the tourneys going. 
And the the markets buying. 
And the cannons flying. 
I like the northwest of Midnight! (I know you do!) 
Drink up your rum and just sit tight! 

I like to be up on Turtle Isle. 
Play Y-P-P on the Turtle Isle 
Rum is for free on the Turtle Isle 
Costs fifty-three on the Turtle Isle! 

Thesis: I like the island Epsilon. 
Janthina: I know a boat you can get on! (Byebye! Haha!) 
T: Hundreds of shops on the main drag. 
J: Hundreds of people that cause lag! 

Cheap clothing store out on Turtle Isle. 
Nobody's poor up on Turtle Isle. 
Never a bore up on Turtle Isle. 
Turtles galore in a Turtle Pile. 

T: I'll drive a brig to Epsilon. 
J: If there's a route you can drive on! 
T: Crewmates and I will get big laugh. 
J: How you get enough of them to staff? 

Jump off the stern onto Turtle Isle. 
Oldtimers yearn for that Turtle Style. 
Plenty to learn from the Turtle File. 
Set sail for Byrne while on Turtle Isle. 

T: I'll bring my sword to Epsilon. 
J: If there's a tourney that goes on! 
T: I'll make the inn hear a big clink! 
J: What, are you going there to drink? 

Never drink beer up on Turtle Isle. 
Rum's crystal clear in a Turtle Vial. 
No witches here in the Turtle Trial. 
All of us cheer with our Turtle Smile! 

T: When can I go to Epsilon? 
J: When you will shut up and get gone? 
T: Everyone there will give big cheer! 
J: Everyone there will have moved here!