(Inspiration: Dan Fernandez said "It's lovely weather for a tray ride 
 together with you" on the Kiltie Band bboard and I went with it...)

Tray Ride (to the tune of Sleigh Ride)
new lyrics (c) Deanna Rubin 2002


Just see those tray stacks dwindling,
Students swindling two,
Come on, it's lovely weather
For a tray ride together with you.
Outside your friends are smiling
As work is piling on, too.
Come on, it's lovely weather
For a tray ride together with you.

Come on up, come on up, come on up, let's go
With trays from the O
We're sliding through a campus full of snow
Come on up, come on up, come on up, it's great
Just staying up late
We're riding along with the song
Of the fabulous Kiltie Band

Our cheeks are nice and ruddy and
Dirty muddy are we,
Our clothes are good and soggy;
Drying off in the lobby we'll be.
Let's ride our trays down Frew Street
Or Flagstaff, by CMU
Come on, it's lovely weather
For a tray ride together with you.

There's a Kiltie concert right now in the
Airport Lounge;
You can hear them making lots and lots of 
Christmas sounds.
They'll be playing the songs they love to play
Without a single stop,
Doing "Sleigh Ride" over and over till they drop,
Plip plip plop!

All the snow on campus really can just mean 
One thing,
You should be out sledding in it and not 
Studying.
It is better for you to get destressed
So none of you will freak:
These final exams are the things
You'll forget about in a week!

Our eyes are nice and bleary
And tired dreary are we,
Our final projects waiting
For our snowy parading to flee.
We'll ride the hill by Donner
And then move onna Wean too,
Come on, it's lovely weather
For a tray ride together with you.