"Opportunities: Let's build lots of cities"
(originally Let's Make Lots of Money by the Pet Shop Boys)
(lyrics perverted to fit the Settlers of Catan by Deanna Rubin)
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     I've got the wheat, you've got the rock
     Let's build lots of cities
     You've got the wood, I've got the clay
     Let's build lots of -

I've had enough of stealing, and messing around with cards
I've rolled another twelve, I'm afraid this is too hard
I'm looking for a resource, something that isn't mobbed
Ask yourself this question: Do you want to be robbed?

     I've got the wheat, you've got the rock
     Let's build lots of cities
     You've got the wood, I've got the clay
     Let's build lots of cities

You can tell I am impatient, I've been playing since half past four
Won three games by midnight, and I could have won two more
I can play a few more soldiers, see what it will reap
If you've got the two-to-one port, I have got the sheep

          Oh, there's a lot of opportunities
          If you know when to trade 'em, you know?
          There's a lot of places you can build
          And if not, you raise armies, roads and cities,

     I've got the wheat, you've got the rock
     Let's build lots of cities
     Let's build lots of -- cities

You can see I have no rock cards, so don't play Monopoly
Just wish you'd move the robber off my wheat field with a three
I'm building roads from sheep now, I'll pound them into clay
Think about it seriously, and get out of my way...

    Let's (Got the wheat)
    Build (Got the rock)
    Let's build lots of cities (ooh, cities)
    (Let's) You've got the port
    (Build) I've got the sheep
    Let's build lots of cities (ooh, cities)
    Cities...